Ah, classic Star Trek. We’ll go all the way for a main character, but that ensign who died before the credits to show how serious things are? Meh. He knew what he was signing up for.
Employer – “Now please sign on the dotted line.”
“valued” employee – “I’m not so sure about that part where you leave me to die as soon as things start to go wrong.”
Employer – “Federal law requires us to put that into the contract, the chances of that actually happening are fractional.”
“Valued” Employee – “How small of a fraction?”
Employer – “Somewhere in the ballpark of 1/1.”
But Dave, it’s the future! These bullets know how to behave cinematically, avoid external hulls except when necessary for drama, and dodge puppies. Alas, they seek goldfish out when given the chance, but… well, that’s not a major issue in space.
Red isn’t unkillable, he is simply too hard to kill with conventional method(unfortunatelly for him, conventional method in this universe are far from conventional for us).
Ah, classic Star Trek. We’ll go all the way for a main character, but that ensign who died before the credits to show how serious things are? Meh. He knew what he was signing up for.
Hey, it is that way anywhere you go.
Employer – “Now please sign on the dotted line.”
“valued” employee – “I’m not so sure about that part where you leave me to die as soon as things start to go wrong.”
Employer – “Federal law requires us to put that into the contract, the chances of that actually happening are fractional.”
“Valued” Employee – “How small of a fraction?”
Employer – “Somewhere in the ballpark of 1/1.”
Looks over shoulder.
“Wow that is better than our value. We get 3/1.”
It does save bullets if you line them up
Nice triple headshot! I have to wonder what over-penetration might do on a space ship. Presumably they’re in an inner-corridor though, so no worries.
But Dave, it’s the future! These bullets know how to behave cinematically, avoid external hulls except when necessary for drama, and dodge puppies. Alas, they seek goldfish out when given the chance, but… well, that’s not a major issue in space.
Or maybe the shields are permanently on, keeping the air in.
Theory: whatever’s causing this is Y-linked.
Also – Shauna is a little terrifying
as in Y-chromosome?
the head death in irregular webcomic(tm) said do ship the vampire back at a very inconvenient time. i think now would be a good time
Wait… Can you infect Red? And if so… Would he be unkillable?
Red isn’t unkillable, he is simply too hard to kill with conventional method(unfortunatelly for him, conventional method in this universe are far from conventional for us).