I believe that the next couple of sentences out of his mouth will be some form of “OMG THE PAIN!!!! BY THE GODDESS THAT HURTS!!! PLEASE OFFICER,FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODDESS ARREST ME ALREADY !!!!” or some combination therein. B)
A true friend will stand in the way of a laser blaster for your, even if it’s just to give you time to get your new wife behind you as you prepare to bend the beam! In other words, great distraction guys!
Also, I meant say yesterday, but I totally spotted somebody didn’t belong at the wedding last week.
While I get why the blaster’s beam hit Red… it always does. The gun was actually pointed at Red already anyways, so why didn’t the blast just simply go straight through them to hit Red? Unless the blaster wasn’t powerful enough to actually go through more than one person in one shot?
It’s because, for some reason as yet unexplained, Red has the ability to actively draw weapons fire away from others and to himself. Thus, the joke is, the beam avoided the three obvious targets directly in its path in order to get to him and only him.
Maybe I’m just thick then… I mean, I get why it hit Red… I just don’t get why it wouldn’t hit anybody else who happened to be in the way unless hitting that person would actually have caused it to not hit Red.
The only plausible explanation I can come up with is that the blast, if it had hit somebody else. would not have been able to actually hit Red at all, so the beam had to navigate around them to hit him, and Landon’s intent to “go through them” would have actually required multiple shots.
Guess with everything they went through, some crazy pointing a gun at Red isn’t that big a deal. Even though Robin, Johny and Skip’s stand against the Ex didn’t keep Red from getting shot, the way the laser weaved between them ensure it wasn’t in vein… kind of.
everyone else seems to be a little too focused on the wedding
Yeah I can’t belive the ninjas are just sitting there.
It’s been a long while since the Muffin’s brig has seen anyone new!
If this guy survives long enough perhaps he’ll warm it’s benches! 
Wouldnt 46 have gone “Split Phase Ion Cannon, bitches!” on the guy?
except he wouldn’t mind him dead
That ninja should be earning his keep right about now.
Larry’s pretty close there, too. It’d be interesting to see what a Deep One can do…
anyone got a link?
how is he still holding the laser? there are 3 ninjas present
(also jedi are present)
as always reds power is above anything we can comphrehend.
and why do i get the feeling they knew that was gonna happen?
I believe that the next couple of sentences out of his mouth will be some form of “OMG THE PAIN!!!! BY THE GODDESS THAT HURTS!!! PLEASE OFFICER,FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODDESS ARREST ME ALREADY !!!!” or some combination therein. B)
A true friend will stand in the way of a laser blaster for your, even if it’s just to give you time to get your new wife behind you as you prepare to bend the beam! In other words, great distraction guys!
Also, I meant say yesterday, but I totally spotted somebody didn’t belong at the wedding last week.
Who? I can’t tell.
She means that Landon was hiding behind the door.
On a related note, I’m wondering why he is dressed like Onaconda Farr….
Admit it, Dr. Jeftinija. We all saw this coming.
While I get why the blaster’s beam hit Red… it always does. The gun was actually pointed at Red already anyways, so why didn’t the blast just simply go straight through them to hit Red? Unless the blaster wasn’t powerful enough to actually go through more than one person in one shot?
It’s because, for some reason as yet unexplained, Red has the ability to actively draw weapons fire away from others and to himself. Thus, the joke is, the beam avoided the three obvious targets directly in its path in order to get to him and only him.
Maybe I’m just thick then… I mean, I get why it hit Red… I just don’t get why it wouldn’t hit anybody else who happened to be in the way unless hitting that person would actually have caused it to not hit Red.
The only plausible explanation I can come up with is that the blast, if it had hit somebody else. would not have been able to actually hit Red at all, so the beam had to navigate around them to hit him, and Landon’s intent to “go through them” would have actually required multiple shots.
Standing in front of Red is the safest place to be when lasers are being fired.
all thats left is some one taking care of the guy with the blaster and il be collecting my 50 bucks from last comic.
Guess with everything they went through, some crazy pointing a gun at Red isn’t that big a deal. Even though Robin, Johny and Skip’s stand against the Ex didn’t keep Red from getting shot, the way the laser weaved between them ensure it wasn’t in vein… kind of.
It’s been a long time since you did a Red getting killed joke. It gets me every time though
You go guys, show him what the crew of the Muffin is made of. Robin even went first, even though he’s probably not armed (out of uniform).