I’ve never understood the social convention of the way people will just say to you “you got a hair cut!” granted, some people say “nice haircut” or “the new haircut looks good” but lots of people just announce it. I tend to respond with “no, I got them all cut,” but this comic and last weeks offers a few other options.
Yes, I know I copied and pasted and changed some dialogue. I’m lazy. Leave me alone.