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Flirty Shortskirty: Victoria Secret Agent
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Cast


Captain Robert Smith -- Bruce Campbell
Lieutenant Martin Jasper -- Ted Rami
Commander Belinda Reines -- Amy Acker
Colonel Shauna Finelli -- Jewel Staite
TAG -- Christopher Judge
Johnny Danger -- Edward Kerr
Skip Tyler -- David Tennant
Robin Cunningham-- Wil Wheaton
4675636B -- John DiMaggio (voice)
Alice Tolman -- Amy Adams
Red Shirt-- Justin Long


Guest Stars


Dr. Walters -
Random Lab Tech -
Fiona MacBeth/Cinnamon Bunn -
General Sandman -
Henchman 1 -
Henchman 2 -
Lil Dolly -
Pitula Oblongata -
Sarah Lou -
Gary -


Production


Writer: D. M. Jeftinija
Director: D. M. Jeftinija
Script editor: D. M. Jeftinija
Executive producer: D. M. Jeftinija
Production code: 1.22
Originally broadcast: 07-21-03
Timeslot: Monday at 8:00 EST
Length: 29


Chronology


Preceeded by

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Followed by

Encounter at
Farfetched

  -  

Countdown to
Destruction

Flirty Shortskirty: Victoria Secret Agent

Plot Synopsis


Belinda enjoys some much needed relaxation on the holodeck with a spy "novel."

Plot Summary


After yet another annoying run in with Dr. Walters Belinda is forced by Alice to take some time on the holodeck. Belinda chooses to play a spy named Flirty Shortskirty: Victoria Secret Agent in an adventure titled Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens.
In the story Flirty meets with the Victoria Secret Agency Head, Pitula Oblongata who presents her with her next assignment, in which a jewel was stole from the museum and the guards were encased in frosting. She discovers that all of their leads will be at a party hosted by Miss Fiona MacBeth and that that party would be the perfect time to figure out who was behind the heist. This also becomes an opportunity for a shopping spree.
In an aside we see a sinister character in a chef's outfit putting the jewel into a massive raygun? style weapon, and laughing about those who said the sinister character was crazy.
At the party Flirty reviews the suspects: Chicken guru General Sandman, Cupcake Queen, Lil Dolly, snack food mogul, Sarah Lou and of course their host Fiona MacBeth, the Empress of fast food. Flirty found that the hors d'ouvers tasted suspiciously like chicken, instantly making her suspect the General.
When most of the guests left the suspects stayed behind and thus so did Flirty, keeping herself concealed. It was at this meeting that Flirty realized the culprit was Fiona, and she insisted they call her Cinnamon Bunn. She was trying to convince the others to sell to her, under the threat that she would make all of their food taste like chicken.
Spurned by her colleagues Cinnanom Bunn went to turn on her weapon, however Flirty jumped into the mix and knocked out the henchmen. Cinnamon, however, was ready and used the frosting gun on Flirty, leaving her trapped in frosting only to get strapped to a table in front of the chicken gun. Just as she was about to be shot, however, the simulation ended with a "to be continued." and Belinda was left thinking that she might have to hurt Dr. Walters again just to get sent in for more holodeck time.
There is a small interlude during the story where a guest writer submitted a rewrite of an old comic, and an interlude at the end where Gary receives a letter from his uncle Cthulhu.

Critical Reception




References and Allusions


  • Flirty Shortskirty was created by the best friends of the Author and both Flirty and Cinnamon Bunn are based on those friends
  • The interlude is a comic rewritten by Sam Wong
  • First reference to Gary's uncle Cthulhu.