"Duck and Cover!."--Shauna Finelli, prior to a mishap.
"IT IS NOT!"--TAG in reference to his antenna being like a mood ring.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"--Robin Cunningham running away from something.
"Motherf*****g c***sucking g**damn son of a b**ch."--46.
"Let's go back to my place and do things I'll tell people we did anyway."--Johnny Danger hitting on a woman.
(Quote exceeds disk space!)--Skip Tyler
"Oh god! The pain!"--Red Shirt... just in general.
"I thought they could use some Prozac."--Alice Tolman on the ship's crew.
"Listen Doc, I'm perfectly willing to clean up my mess, I'm perfectly willing to clean up someone else's mess, but when shit rains from the sky, I call it a day."--Mark the Grad Student after the waste reclamation system expunges itself onto his lab bench.
"All right, who the hell woke me up?"--Sword.
"It's pronounced like 'snow'!"--Snaux Fevrier on the pronunciation of his name.
"First off there's all the mansex, but on top of that it's not only incest but they all look alike..."--Duane "Storm" Darby on the topic of clone troopers.
"What? You were expecting Charlton Heston maybe?"--President Zaius addressing the galaxy.
"When nine hundred years old you reach, need this much viagra, you will"--Master Yoda on why he needs a crate of Viagra.
"It's the one that says Bad Mother Fucker!"--Mace Windu about his lightsaber.
"Check under 'The Devourer.'"--Cthulhu regarding his name not being on a flight.
"No Disassemble!"--Number 5
"Yes, it's a genetic trait among my people to have wood growing out of our ass"--Koz on his (fake) peg leg.