Seasons / 2-12

The Naked Nightmare
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Cast


Captain Robert Smith -- Bruce Campbell
Lieutenant Martin Jasper -- Ted Rami
Commander Belinda Reines -- Amy Acker
Colonel Shauna Finelli -- Jewel Staite
TAG -- Christopher Judge
Johnny Danger -- Edward Kerr
Skip Tyler -- David Tennant
Robin Cunningham-- Wil Wheaton
4675636B -- John DiMaggio (voice)
Alice Tolman -- Amy Adams
Red Shirt-- Justin Long


Guest Stars


General Graves -
Ensign Thadius Ryan -
Ensign Merryweather -
Delivery Man -


Production


Writer: D. M. Jeftinija
Director: D. M. Jeftinija
Script editor: D. M. Jeftinija
Executive producer: D. M. Jeftinija
Production code: 2.12
Originally broadcast: 05-18-2004
Timeslot: Tuesday at 9:00 EST
Length: 13


Chronology


Preceeded by

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Followed by

Sex, Guns,
and Giant Boobs

  -  

My Robot Said
She'd Marry Me

The Naked Nightmare

Plot Synopsis


The crew get a new? ship and Johnny accidentally causes the entire ship to become sexually charged.

Plot Summary


The Captain and Marty are shown their new ship? and Marty inadvertently presses the wrong button causing the entire thing to explode, forcing Command to build them another ship and keep Marty away from the buttons. Once on the new bridge Marty complains about the lack of seating for himself and the overly large chair for the Captain, to which the Captain promises him a beanbag chair, if he behaves. Word comes from an officer in Engineering that there is a crazy woman down there, however it turns out merely to be Shauna celebrating her new and shiny Engine Room. The Captain than makes the rounds, first visiting, Belinda in sickbay who is thrilled with the state of the art equipment and the many uses it will have. He then visits Shauna in Engineering and is treated to and extensive list of all of the new things she is excited about, finally getting a word in edgewise he asks her how long it'll be before the ship is ready to go and she admits she only has to do some minor diagnostics. This, however, proves to be a false statement because she gets into things she finds that she wants to take everything apart and put things back together, her way, meaning it will be between a week and a month before they are ready.
In the meantime Johnny orders Spanish Fly from the replicator which causes a problem in all of the ship's replicators and induces a state of hyper sexuality among the crew. All of this culminates with Alice waking up in a bed that turns out to be Johnny's. Just as Alice is filled with shame a package arrives for Johnny and Marty questioning her about seeing him about his package freaks her out.

Critical Reception




References and Allusions


  • The title and the ending scenario are a reference to two separate Star Trek episodes.
  • The space monkey line was too good not to use.