Seasons / 4-8

Loves' Labors' Lust
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Cast

Captain Robert Smith -- Bruce Campbell
Lieutenant Martin Jasper -- Ted Rami
Commander Belinda Reines -- Amy Acker
Colonel Shauna Finelli -- Jewel Staite
TAG -- Christopher Judge
Johnny Danger -- Edward Kerr
Skip Tyler -- David Tennant
Robin Cunningham-- Wil Wheaton
4675636B -- John DiMaggio (voice)
Alice Tolman -- Amy Adams
Red Shirt-- Justin Long

Guest Stars

Lando Calrissian -
Ensign Beckman -
Robotija -
Random Braid -
Random Bunhead -
Random Ponytail -
Random Redhead -
Random Redhead 2 -
Batman -

Production

Writer: D. M. Jeftinija
Director: D. M. Jeftinija
Script editor: D. M. Jeftinija
Executive producer: D. M. Jeftinija
Production code: 4.8
Originally broadcast: 05-01-06
Timeslot: Monday at 8:00 EST
Length: 15

Chronology

Preceeded by 

  -

Followed by

Bob Smith and
the Harry of Potter 

  -

The Face of
the Enemy

Loves' Labors' Lust

Plot Synopsis

Johnny gets some dating advice from Skip and has a horrifying realization about his social life.

Plot Summary

After yet another snub Johnny starts to wonder what he's doing wrong in approaching women. Running into Skip he asks Skip for advice who willingly offers it. Skip tries to teach Johnny not to hit on women but just to try and communicate with them, stating that there is only one pickup line that works and it only works if you're Batman. Johnny, however, does not seem to grasp the concept of talking to women as if they were people. It is sometime after he is beaten to a bloody pulp that Skip reminds him that he is in fact married to a robot.
Elated, Johnny returns to his quarters to see his wife, only to find her in bed with 46. Some awkwardness ensues and ends when Robotija ends the marriage and Johnny is back to hitting on random women.

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