Ensign Tenka Nerok, Finn Crantz, Jake Stern
Told you you’d see these guys again.
I have long maintained that women walking down the street in unfamiliar areas or after dark should carry a mace. Not mace, A mace. Because, when it comes right down to it if you miss the face spraying mace, you’re in trouble, no matter where you hit someone with a ball of metal spikes is pretty much going to take them down. Also if someone happens to see a potential victim walking down the street carrying a mace, they’re likely to wait for the next available prey. And just so you don’t think I’m sexist I want to clarify that I think only women should carry a mace, men should carry swords, they’re much more phallic and help compensate for other issues.
Thinking about it, it might also be advisable to have Samuel L. Jackson with you.
